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moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

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funnuraba:

thomas what the fuck is your damage

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deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

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octoswan:

there’s a comic book store in my town that gives ladies a 10% discount and the people who work there are really friendly so lots of ladies show up to hang out and buy comics and one time i was looking through some new releases and this guy walked in, saw all the ladies, did a double take, and said really loudly and condescendingly, ‘there sure are a lot of girls in here for a comic store!’ and laughed but no one else laughed with him and it was glorious

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keyonatopia:

Tell me this not the realest shit ever.

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aspidelaps:

#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo

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namewithsense:

how sasha and connie became friends

[made by radicastiel]

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squided:

It’s almost fall you know that means we will all be needing some

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xyuwa:

Sometimes Sasha scares the shit out of me. 

All the rest of the time she’s cute though.

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nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

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robotsharks:

I feel like this is how most of their phone conversations would go down

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pentaghastly:

thinking about your otp like

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