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❝ The floor is lava!

Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via ahkep)

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marinatweets:

this describes my life

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egberts:

grovyle:

im going to punch the next person who says its a metaphor

it’s a simile

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saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

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lexfritter:

things-that-surround-us:

gryffindor-chick:

kikisreposervice:

awesomephilia:

Did he just rewrite history?

he rewrote history

And people say you can’t rewrite history.

I’m done

Good job, old sport.

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coffee-and-tea-with-sara:

ollivander:

hey kids wanna buy some drugs

Is this Florida?

(Source: toastedaz, via mr-moko)

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

(Source: theothermayor, via dirk-striderman)

aperturemurder:

kisu-no-hi:

milesupshur:

too turnt w/ this baguette

Damn it, Bioshock did their researches right!


This is what everyone does in France.
We wake up at 7am, go on the streets and dance together with our baguettes for 20 minutes at least to honor the baguette god.

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT

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vein13:

serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

it got better

(Source: four-big-idiots, via goosetropy)

capitolsjay:

this guy is systematically undoing the world

(Source: deathchilds, via victor-equius)

stitching-puppet:

willyciraptor:

snapsaplenty:

nocturnaljourneyman:

austrias-panties:

paranoid-rhythm:

jungobakoba:

eyecandybutts:

damedaniel:

did-you-kno:

Source

hot dads for all

MOVES TO JAPAN

god i clicked on the source expecting it to be a joke but it links to the actual site and they have a twitter and everything. i clicked on their about page and here’s the description:

"This is a service where you can rent a middle aged man with skill and experience who is undoubtedly good looking for just 1000 yen per hour!

You can make them go out with you, talk with you, do your errands, put them to work, or just hang out at home with you. How does it sound?”

One of them is a pro baseball player and the other one (the one pictured above) is a stylist. Reservations start at a minimum of 2 hours.

i’m going to cry i’m so tempted to actually do this.

OMFG The site even says “出張レンタルもOK♪(交通費は実費” Meaning that as long as you pay for their travel expenses, etc., they can come overseas too JFC SOMEONE STOP ME FROM—

aRE YOU SAYING I COULD IMPORT A JAPANESE MAN

what a world we live in

literally irl middle aged high school host club this is amazing omfg

I’m gonna buy
a guy

wHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

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Playing with effects again. :)

(x)

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