"Videogames aren’t for girls. Go make me a sandwich-"
i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now
i swear if all of you dont reblog this i will cry
THIS IS STILL THE FUNNIEST THING
why wasnt i born a 6 ft tall model
u would have gotten stuck in ur moms vag and died
I AM CRYING I CAN’T RBETHE
OH GOD THE SECOND GIF ELLEN LOOKS SO CONCERNED OH GOD I WANT ELLEN AS MY MOM OR MY COOL AUNT CRIES ABOUT IT
THAT EXPRESSION PEOPLE MAKE WHEN THEY’RE ABOUT TO FALL OFF A CHAIR
IT IS THE BEST EXPRESSION
i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying
ITS SO CUTE I HAVE TO REBLOG IT AGAINN
I WANNA BE THIS KIND OF PARENT
how big is ur penis?? i don’t want length, i want volume, surface area and density
TOMMY PICKLES IS THE ORIGINAL NIGHT BLOGGER.